Ladies, we all know breakups suck. And we have all been there. While most men think we just sit around and eat straight out of the pint while yelling at “Love Actually” after they break our hearts, we all know what we really do. We fυck.
Yes, I know I’m revealing one of our greatest secrets, but we can be honest here. The three to four weeks after a bad breakup is a veritable parade of hate sεx.
It takes a certain kind of man to sleep with a woman moments after her soul has been crushed, but most of them don’t have a soul, either.
These garbage monsters will make you angry. They will make you want to swear off men. But, they will build up your confidence.
And while they’ll help you get back on your feet, you will come to regret every single one of them.
#1. The Hot Bar Guy. What’s his name? Maybe Tim? Or is it Tom? The music is so loud in here.
You came to this bar because all your friends know you’re sad, and the shots are only $4. This will likely be your downfall.
You have no idea who he is or what he’s about. But come on, look at him! Does it matter?
Sεxually, you know he will be disappointing. It’s unclear if it is because he’s on his sixth whiskey coke, or if it’s because he is wearing a WWE shirt.
In either case, when he leaves your apartment the next morning, you will say “bye Todd,” without caring if you’re actually correct.
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