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List of Messages For Friends, Family, Funny Messages, Love Message

Here on this blog today, I just want to share a list of messages that are truly worth it. These messages include Love messages for Boyfriend, Love messages for girlfriend, best funny messages, hilarious text messages, and others to put a smile on your loved one faces today.

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Funniest Text Messages.

Enjoy thousands of the funniest text messages. Just a few funny text message samples below:

Doctor: “I’ve got very bad news – you’ve got cancer and Alzheimer’s”
Patient: “Well, at least I don’t have cancer”

A murderer, sitting in the electric chair, was about to be executed. “Have you any last requests? asked the chaplain. “Yes,” replied the murderer.  “Will you hold my hand?”

You sound reasonable… Time to up the medication.

A Guy walks into a store. He sees three brains on display. One is a Libertarian Brain, priced at $250. The second is a Democrat Brain, priced at $275. The third is a Republican Brain, priced at $5,000,000. The Guy asks the sales clerk,”Man, why does the Republican brain cost so much more than the other two?” Clerk replies,”Well, sir, that brain has never been used.

Sweet Text Messages.

Are you searching for the sweetest text messages you can easily send to your loved ones? Here are a few ones specially handpicked for you among thousands of sweet text messages.

My love, I’m sending you hugs and kisses and I hope you will have a great day.

Hey, there Gorgeous! Did you miss me? Cause I sure did miss you…

Sprinkle perfume on the light bulb. When light is turned on, the perfume scent will fill up the room.

I have found the paradox that if I love until it hurts, then there is no hurt, but only more love – Mother Teresa

Sweet Goodnight Text Messages.

For those in love who just can’t sleep without sending a sweet goodnight message to their loved ones, this one will give you ideas or you can directly send this one to them. Below are some of the best and sweetest Goodnight Text Messages you can send to your loved ones.

My love, I’m sending you hugs and kisses and I hope you will have a great day.

Hey there Gorgeous! Did you miss me? Cause I sure did miss you…

Sprinkle perfume on the light bulb. When light is turned on, the perfume scent will fill up the room.

I have found the paradox that if I love until it hurts, then there is no hurt, but only more love – Mother Teresa

Saucy Text Messages For Friends.

Do you have a friend who you so much love that you always want to annoy and at the same time make them laugh? Then I’ll recommend you send them these saucy messages. You have the full right to edit and improvise on these messages to suit what you had in mind.

Make that special friend of yours smile today.

Don’t marry for money; borrow it. It’s cheaper…

Watching your daughter being collected by her date feels like handing over a million dollar Stradivarius to a gorilla.

A child uses its thumb 2 chew, An illiterate uses his thumb 2 sign, A winner uses his thumb 2 show victory, But a monkey is using his thumb 2 read this SMS right now.

HELLO, this is your smartphone. There is no particular problem. I just wanted to leave your pocket, the smell is unbearable!

Hi there, the Brain detector has been activated, calibrating, now searching……… still searching…… get a good grip of your mobile…. still searching……. no brains found.

Love Text Messages for Your Love.

Do you have that special one who always makes you feel happy, brave, makes you smile whenever you remember them, and it’s always since they’re sitting right there within your heart? Then these are the messages you should send to them right now.

My love, I’m sending you hugs and kisses and I hope you will have a great day.

Hey there Gorgeous! Did you miss me? Cause I sure did miss you…

Sprinkle perfume on the light bulb. When light is turned on, the perfume scent will fill up the room.

I have found the paradox that if I love until it hurts, then there is no hurt, but only more love – Mother Teresa

Danielle Ella

Hi, I love chocolates! I know this I shouldn't start with this. I am a writer, part time gamer and a girl who want her Mum to be proud. I write on Love messages, Captions, Status, Quotes and Wise sayings.

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